farts happen.

to fart, or not to fart? that is the {BRRRT!}

8/27/10

underwater, farts go "bloop!".


Respect the fishes, please.
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8/25/10

Comedy or Tragedy…


"brt brrrt brt brrrt brt brrrt brt brrrt brt brrrt"…Shakespeare always farted in iambic pentameter.
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8/24/10

"Honest" Abe


Honest Abe: blamed the dog.
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8/23/10

existentialism.

Seeing is believing, and yet, you can't see farts.

If you could smell God, would you believe in God?
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what kind of guy is Arty?

He's an ass man.
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If you're gassy and you know it, clap your hands

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      • underwater, farts go "bloop!".
      • Comedy or Tragedy…
      • "Honest" Abe
      • existentialism.
      • what kind of guy is Arty?
      • If you're gassy and you know it, clap your hands
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